Saturday, March 14, 2009

The Way It's Supposed to Be

Dave and I went to a wedding today and learn how things are apparently supposed to be. We've been doing it all wrong for all these years...

First, I'm supposed to refer to Dave as "Lord", he's supposed to be the "King of the Household" and I'm supposed to subjugate myself to him.

We also learned that he is "in charge" of my body and I am "in charge" of his body... that one's a bit more interesting...

5 comments:

SassyGNO said...

lol... if you start referring to him as lord or king, you are going to mess it all up for the rest of us!! :)

djLicious said...

Hmmm...a bit kinky

rp said...

be sure to have your safety word.

CloudyMentos said...

no mentions of riding crops or whips...?

Theresa said...

Ball gags prevent the use of safety words.