Potty Talk

So last night during our slightly inebriated conversation while Dave was preparing his coffee to auto-brew in the morning he made a comment that made me laugh so much I had to cut him off from the rest of the conversation so I could write it down. Now, for your enjoyment...

**use a Christopher Walken voice **
Every morning at 7 am my ass says it needs to look at some water. Luckily for me, my office provides a place for that.

You may resume your regularly scheduled day now.

:)